MS can be cool???
Is MS all bad?
Or can there be moments when having MS puts us at a slight advantage?
We think so!
- 'I'm having a relapse' is a good excuse to avoid
shopping
- My golf handicap's gone from 9 to 21 in 10
months (dark side: that's still too low by 10)
- Wobbly legs make Elvis impersonations easier
- My company put air-conditioning in my car
- I can park for free now
- Due to numbness I don't feel my injections
- I now have all the time I want to be
online
- The Government has more paperwork to go through
than I do
- Shoes last forever when you use a
wheelchair
- My husband finally learned how to cook
- Peeing a lot causes reduction in water weight
- Insomnia allows me to stay up late enough to
watch Red Dwarf
- I have my own hunky valet
- Waxing my legs doesn't hurt as much as it used
to
- It's cheaper than getting drunk, but with the
same effect
- Librarians are less likely to scream about an
overdue library charge when they see me either in my wheelchair or trying to
walk with my leg brace and cane
- I get to go to the front of the line in Disney
World
- I have a ready excuse to leave a boring
party
- I get to park closer to the stores in winter
- I get to board the airplane before anyone else
does
- I'm able to read a book on my lap whilst I queue
for tickets
- The queues for the disabled loos are shorter at
music festivals
- I don't have to clean the toilets any
more
- I get to park my little car amongst the Jaguars
in the manager's car park in front of the office
- When you're in a wheelchair nobody sees your
ass!
The thoughts on this page are just for fun and
not intended to offend! They were submitted by members of the Jooly's Joint
community, all of whom live with MS. Many of us feel that life with a condition
like MS can still be joyful. We're pleased to share a little of our good humour
with the world.
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